Back in the old days, phone sex was a huge hit, until somebody figured out that they were just paying for some fat slob to tell you a story that you could bang off to. The stories were scripted, and the fantasy was mostly an illusion that you had to trick your brain into believing was unique or even slightly genuine. The ads got you lured in, and the quick satisfaction kept you calling in over and over.

But we’re in the 21st century, and this generation needs real connections with live people who they can actually, eventually hook up with. No one wants to call in somewhere and hope that it’s not their mom’s friend who “works from home” reading along with a fantasy that’s generated by old folks who think that’s what we dig. Today’s phone sex is totally different! It’s the easiest way to meet new chicks who are just down to fuck in real life. You get to flirt and find one that’s into what you find sexy, then arrange to meet up and make that fantasy a reality! A guy can’t just walk into the room with that relaxed swagger that you get when you’ve just got off. He needs to show off the hot little thing he’s been banging – and if he’s truly a player, he’s got to have a different girl every week!

You’ve got to try the new phone sex lines! You can call in 24/7 and always find a horny single in need of a quick hook up. A real girl who’s done with playing the relationship game, and just wants some satisfaction – the kind only you can give! Even if it’s just a cum hungry slut who wants to meet so she can suck you off, whatever, that’s a win! There’s no false fantasy, just real life connections and a steady stream of bitches you can make scream! It’s as easy as ordering a pizza, if you think about it. Be the man you really want to be, with all the hot women you can handle, because they’re literally just a phone call away!